Ron's Parenting Observations

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Ron's Parenting Observations
I am Ron Swanson. This is what I've gleaned thus far from parenthood.
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Babies cry, but they will stop doing so if you treat them with some deserved respect. Every baby boy is a future adult man.
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When my child was born, I felt the same way I did when I first ate at Mulligan's, the best steak house in the world. I knew that this was tr…
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There's only one "formula," and it's derived of woman.
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When your baby laughs, she is either happy or has passed gas. Either way: well done, baby.
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Babies like to be in constant motion. I prefer to be stationary. This may pose a problem.
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When your baby can hunt his own meal, he is officially considered a "toddler."
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There are many products on the market purporting to be the best way to carry your baby. But there is only one correct product, and it is cal…
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When changing diapers, remember: your baby is a baby, you are not.
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At the end of a day, there is still nothing better than a glass of whisky. Parenting.
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