IN THE YEAR 2000 Look far into the future- all the way to the year 2000 with Conan and John McEnroe. Check out another edition of In The Year 2000.
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	CELEBRITY SECRETS Listen up, gossip hounds! We've got the dirt that even the tabloids won't print. Check out Celebrity Secrets.
	IF THEY MATED Time again to see what would happen if new celebrity couples produced offspring. Click here for If They Mated.
	NEW U.S. STAMPS The post office, they're always coming up with new stamps, get a sneak peek at some of these new series. Click here for New U.S. Stamps.
	NEW U.S. QUARTERS With quarters like these, you may never want to waste another on laundry again. Click here for New U.S. Quarters.
	CELEBRITY SURVEY We ask three celebrities to finish a statement. Here is what we they said. Click here for the Celebrity Survey.
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