"The original title of my movie Star Trek: Nemesis was actually Star Trek: Genesis. We were supposed to hunt down and destroy Phil Collins."
"I often dine with the queen, but to me she will always be simply 'Latifah.'"
"I know what you are wondering and the answer is yes, the curtains do match the carpet."
"If William Shatner ever pulls you into the bathroom and asks if you want to see the captain's log, just say no. I fell for that nine times!"
"Whenever I am considering a role I always ask two questions. Does the story contain a strong female character, and will my character at some point nail that ass."
"When people ask me if I think American or British actors are better I always pee on their shoes."
"Back in the seventies some people thought I was related to Rod Stewart. They gave us some very dirty looks when we started dating."
"My favorite animal- the bald eagle. Not because it's bald-because it tastes good."
