"I got into rock-and-roll because I wanted the chicks. The Dixie Chicks."
"I got the name Slash because I used to work in a grocery store and I was in charge of reducing prices for really big sales."
"One time we played a concert in Antwerp, Belgium. At least I thought it was Antwerp, Belgium. Turns out it was a Stop 'n Shop in Wisconsin somewhere, but it was fun man."
"If I ever go bald, I'll kill myself."
"The original name for Guns 'n Roses was Roses 'n Guns, but that just sounded stupid."
"I once asked Axl why he left the 'E' off his name. He started crying and said he thought he'd spelled it right."
"Almost every night I have a dream where one of my pet snakes eats all those boys in Hanson."
"Someone once asked me what I liked better-kittens or puppies. And I said "'It's a tie man.' They said- 'Too close to call?' I said, 'No, man, too cute to call.'"
"My original nickname was 'Splash' because I loved that movie so much."
"I guess you could say there are two Slashes. There's the crazy, rock-and-roll Slash, he's wild. And then there's the real Slash- he collects miniature soaps and treats his hookers real nice."
"An anagram of Axl Rose is oral sex. Why do I know? Because when I'm not playing music I love solving erotic jumbles."
"Originally, I wanted to call the band 'Guns 'n Robots.' I still believe that if we had just called ourselves 'Guns 'n Robots' we'd still be together."
