"I'll tell you what courage is. Standing in between Ted Kennedy and a tray of Little Debbie snack cakes."
"People know me as one of the authors of the McCain Feingold Campaign Finance Reform Act. Few know me as one of the authors of the McCain Feingold Singles Guide to Portland."
"I spent five and a half years in prison. The worst part was coming home and finding out Green Acres had been cancelled. What the hell was I fighting for?"
"In 1958 I graduated from the United Sates Naval Academy in Annapolis. Then it was on to stewardess school."
"My hair didn't turn white as I got older. I dyed it white to look like my idol, Andy Warhol."
One time back in High school I spilled some mustard on my shirt, and this group of tough guys called me 'McStain.' After they got out of the hospital they called me, 'McPain.'"
Nowadays in the Armed Forces, it's 'Don't ask, don't tell.' Back when I was in the Navy, it was 'I'm scared, let's spoon.'"
