Best Quotes: "The Contest"

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"You're not getting a f@#%ing penny!" - Harry
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"What are you, the go-to guy for kidnapping?" - Phoebe
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"You trying to out crazy me here, Harry?" - Sam Berman
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"Sexiest male, Ollie that would be you. No offense Adam, you're still growing into your good looks." - Harry
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"By Cincinnati standards we're great looking! And you know what else? I may be 60; I may be short, but I'm damn hot. I sizzle, in fact." - H…
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"Your honor, this guy is a whack job; I request that he be removed." - Oliver
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"It's been my dream to have the girl all the other guys want to schtup." - Tommy
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"Now everyone is having sex except for the married folks." - Harry