Chris storms into Cagney's, where Nick and Gary are already sharing a couple of beers, a twin on each of their laps. Holding up an invitation, Chris explains that not only has Sheila organized Ernie's first birthday party without any input from him, but she's also ordered him to write a poem for the occasion! And it gets worse: there's going to be a string quartet, a pinata full of raisins, AND Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Sheila's boyfriend. The guys convince Chris to take advantage of being divorced and thrown his own party for Ernie, as he sees fit. Chris happily agrees.