Ben's Rules of Dating

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Ben's Rules of Dating
Straightforward girls like to send C-O-R-N texts: come over right now.
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Weird hips, a big forehead and yelling "random!" when things are NOT random are all grounds for a breakup.
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Once a tease, always a tease.
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IM = he just wants to have sex; email = just friends; BBM = he's gay.
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When in doubt, break out the emergency tequila.
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Never blow off a bro. Unless a hot girl calls.
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When your friend is in a coma, his hot girlfriend is fair game.
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France, Paris, young woman looking at mobile phone in cafe
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Cooking a meal or holding someone if they're scared or hurt? Relationship track. Pretending you don't speak English or entering through a wi…
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Asking someone to "bury the beef" is grounds for sexual harassment in the workplace.
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A girl who wears a hat is hiding something.
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The key to getting over a girl? Get very, very drunk.
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Tracking a girl alone is stalking, but with a buddy, it's a fun stakeout.