Real Men Dos and Don'ts

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Real men don't eat quiche...
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...unless it's bacon cheeseburger flavor and includes a side of something breaded and fried. And beer.
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Real men change tires, drive stick, pump their own gas and will not ask for directions under any circumstances...
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...unless they're asking directions from a really hot policewoman.
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Real men don't use umbrellas...
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...unless there's a 4 in 1 chance they'll go bald from exposure to acid in rainwater, and then only maybe.
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Real men don't read instructions...
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...because they're born with all the know-how they need in their minds.
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Real men do know how to throw a punch, shoot a gun, bone a fish and perform basic field surgery...
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...but they will not read instructions.
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Real men don't wear jeggings, socks with sandals, pocket squares, Speedos or anything bedazzled...
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...and above all, they will never, never carry a man purse of any kind.
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Real men do change diapers, light their farts, start fires with no matches and barbecue better than any other real man on earth.
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What's the most important quality of real men? Real men spend no time whatsoever thinking about being real men!