You Know You're in Salem When... Part 2

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You Know You're in Salem When... Part 2
Daven says: You know you're in Salem when... you have a perfect body but are never seen at the gym!
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Krista says: You end up as one of Stefano's children.
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Erica says: You have an amazing wardrobe despite not having a job.
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Brenda says: You can drink scotch in the afternoon and not get drunk.
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Chris says: Your average pregnancy only lasts weeks.
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Donna says: Your child ages twice as fast as you do.
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Shirley says: You get killed and come back to life, but if you vacation in Europe, you're gone for good.
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Barbim40 says: Although it's a small town, you have a university, an international airport, a teaching hospital, and an international shippi…
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Lori says: Whenever you come to Salem for the first time, you're harboring a huge secret.
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Marina says: At Salem University, you can go from student to a gifted doctor in a matter of months.
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Jen says: Your ringtone is the same as everybody else's.
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TupperWoman says: You're buried alive but never seem to have to use a bathroom.
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CollinsTrot says: You can change careers at the drop of the hat.
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Michizzleeniscool says: You go to bed with full makeup on.
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Cat-Enr says: The baby you think is yours really belongs to your son-in-law, who just got your daughter pregnant too!
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Love_Dool_4eva says: You're literally just a few steps from the pier, Maggie's house, the hospital, and anywhere else you want to go.
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Heather_Lee73 says: Wearing a wig or glasses means nobody will recognize you.