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Abed as a Mean Girl
"Which one's Meghan? The one with the hole in her sweater's armpit or the one whose tight sleeves are pushing her fat toward her elbows?"
"Meghan is the one with crooked ears and no ankles?"
"Her forehead hangs over her eyes like a canopy, she missed a belt loop and her stomach spills over her shorts."
"I don't know, do you mind that your face makeup doesn't match your neck? When I squint, you look like a circus clown."
"You're right, we've never met. Like your hair and dandruff shampoo."
"Good one. Tell that to the stitching on your ratty panties or wear higher jeans on laundry day."
"Annie, when you laugh like that you snort like a piglet."
"Be careful with your skin. Your face is so puffy right now your eyes look like sewn-on buttons."
"You need to check the door to get through it, Shirley."
Giving the girls a taste of their own medicine, Abed explains his comments: "Someone has to. You guys are being total bitches."
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