Are you in need an expert Master of Ceremonies for an upcoming event? If this were "Opposite Day" I would say, "You've come to the wrong place!" because in reality you've come to the right place! This is the right place for a Toastmaster. I am an expert in the fields of "event planning," "event speaking," "people talking," and "comfort creation." Hire me as a Toastmaster. Hire me as a Keynote Speaker. Hire me as a warm-up comedian. I can do it all. You provide the audience, I'll provide the intrigue. Dial Pierce Hawthorne. I'm listed.