The gang is meeting with Officer Cackowski. To make sure he has their story straight, he reads back their report: Chang has kidnapped the real Dean Pelton and replaced him with a "deanel-ganger." Jeff knows it sounds silly when said that way. The word we used was "dopple-deaner!" Shirley explains how the real dean would never have expelled the study group because he loved them. Unfortunately, Officer Cachowski cannot accept love as admissible evidence and warns the former students they'll be arrested if they're caught anywhere within 50 feet of Greendale.