Summer's almost here and you know what that means: pool parties, graduations, 4th of July keggers, retirements, festivals, fans in bikinis - and hopefully, out of them as well.
Yup, it's feeding time for a hard workin' band like Jeffster! To be clear - we will never sell out our name, our image, or our fans. We are not Bret Michaels or Dave Navarro, even if we love their hair. And their TV shows. And their ladies. Carmen Electra, I'm speaking to you.
Jeffster! isn't so much about the money (although we could use the extra cash to help keep us stocked up on new video game releases, imported porn, and recording gear). No, Jeffster! is about the art, the love and the MUSIC. So if your cousin's getting married or your company's throwing some sort of picnic, and you want to ROCK, get in touch with our manager Big Mike, ASAP. He's available 24/7 unless he's fishing, on a donut break or at Subway. Our summer schedule's bound to fill up fast.
And, we're pleased to announce, Jeffster! is planning its first road tour! Dates will be worked out, but we're planning some surprise gigs for sure. So if you've got a favorite club or party venue you think is worthy of Jeffster! let us know that too. Loretta is getting a new set of brakes for the occasion.
Oh, and of course, we'll be keeping it real with you - pictures, set lists, details, pictures of hotties, etc. To get it started, get a load of these scenes from last Saturday, a certain Rhonda R.'s 20th annual sweet sixteen birthday party - hollah grrrl!
Rock long, rock hard,
Jeffster!
Yup, it's feeding time for a hard workin' band like Jeffster! To be clear - we will never sell out our name, our image, or our fans. We are not Bret Michaels or Dave Navarro, even if we love their hair. And their TV shows. And their ladies. Carmen Electra, I'm speaking to you.
Jeffster! isn't so much about the money (although we could use the extra cash to help keep us stocked up on new video game releases, imported porn, and recording gear). No, Jeffster! is about the art, the love and the MUSIC. So if your cousin's getting married or your company's throwing some sort of picnic, and you want to ROCK, get in touch with our manager Big Mike, ASAP. He's available 24/7 unless he's fishing, on a donut break or at Subway. Our summer schedule's bound to fill up fast.
And, we're pleased to announce, Jeffster! is planning its first road tour! Dates will be worked out, but we're planning some surprise gigs for sure. So if you've got a favorite club or party venue you think is worthy of Jeffster! let us know that too. Loretta is getting a new set of brakes for the occasion.
Oh, and of course, we'll be keeping it real with you - pictures, set lists, details, pictures of hotties, etc. To get it started, get a load of these scenes from last Saturday, a certain Rhonda R.'s 20th annual sweet sixteen birthday party - hollah grrrl!
Rock long, rock hard,
Jeffster!