Squash the rumors, cancel the funeral, dry those tears, because yes friends, Jeffster! is back. And we are better than before, more virile, and more potent than a jar of Jeff's jungle juice. And now we've got a blog - our direct connection to you - the greatest fans of this or any generation. The internet is the final nail in the Big Media coffin. It's time to bring the message and the music to the people. And we will.
First, we'd like to address the rumors of our demise. Yes there was a Schism. But after some soul searching, both of us now chalk it up to a bump in the creative road of life. And life is too short and too bumpy. So Jeffster! has risen from the ashes of despair, ready to soar to new highs. Yes, even musical highs. (Thanks in no small part to Big Mike, our new manager).
We'll close this first post with a shout out to Jeffster! fans everywhere. You are the reason we get up every morning (or afternoon, depending). Especially our female fans. Extra especially our super-hot female fans. Really, we only discriminate because we care. Because if you don't look good, neither do we.
Rock long, rock hard,
Jeff & Lester