High School
  • 12. Junior Prom: Morgan asked his two cousins to be our dates, who basically looked like Morgan with long hair--but at least they were girls.
  • 13. Talked me into cutting my beloved mullet when I was a junior. Not a good look.
  • 14. Stayed up all night with me making the Halloween costume of the Sand Worm from Dune.
  • 15. Taught me how to cook Kung Pao shrimp.
  • 16. Used his fake ID and took me to Benihana for a very drunken and spectacular meal after it was clear that Dad was not coming back.
  • 17. Waiting 22 hours in line for to buy the first version of Doom--the game the changed everyone's life.
  • 18. Loaned me $32 so I could buy a Pentium CPU and motherboard for the first PC I built.
College
  • 19. Told me from the beginning that he got a "weird vibe" from my roommate, Bryce Larkin. Good call buddy.
  • 20. Pretended to be happy when my sister got married--to someone other than him.
Post College
  • 21. Hid my World of Warcraft addiction from everyone. The world never needs to know how much time I spent playing "DrHealGood," my level 70 Night Elf priest...
  • 22. No matter what, for the past 22 years, Morgan has always been there.
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