A terrifying post apocalyptic wasteland. You find yourself scrounging for food. Every day is a battle for survival. Ok that may be an exaggeration, but no one likes to be in the DOGHOUSE. Relationships are a tricky thing. I am not going to lie to you guys, Ellie is not too happy with me right now. The key is to be AWESOME and never getting in there in the first place. But if you do find yourself relegated to the couch there are some tips to survive.
Don’t underestimate the wrath of woman
>Your lady may seem harmless. She is kind, beautiful and caring. She cries at movies and saves bugs that get in the house. But don’t be fooled, If you mess up, there is a dose of pain waiting for you.
Be cool. Once the beast is out, do as your told. Don’t try and be a hero gentlemen. If you find yourself in the doghouse all you can do is survive, until the wave has passed. If you trying and fight it, you will be crushed. Your goal is to find the right way to apologize not make things worse.
Wait for your moment and make the most of it. There is a time to step up to the plate and do something truly romantic. It may be 2009, but a romantic gesture is still effective. Surprise her, show her you love her and let your Awesomeness shine. You might even try the old pancakes for dinner move...
-- The Captain.
The Sound of Music
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