Dudes and Dudettes, the playoffs are over. In a scant few days, the professional football season will conclude with a hard-hitting spectacle I like to call "The Awesome Bowl."† Four quarters to decide, once-and-for-all, who the best team in professional football is.

...and I'm doing the pre-game!

That's right, they've asked me, Captain Awesome, to take part in the Pre-Game show. Awesome. In front of a Billion people. Billion. Awesome. With a "B."

1,000,000,000.

*gulp*

Awesome.


Still, Ellie's more excited about the commercials.


Stay Awesome, and tune in on February 1.
Captain Awesome.


† I call it Awesome for two reasons [1] I think it sounds better, and [2] there are some licensing issues.