At the Amy Winehouse School of Crack Cooking, it's all in the knees.
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When you start looking like livestock' you may want to ease off on cosmetic surgery...
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Forced by his school to eat lunch at 10:30 A.M., little Johnny resorts to desperate measures.
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After attending an important donut hole meeting, Junior came home with this attached to his face.
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