Q: Prior to this show, had you ever crashed an event? Tell all!
A: "I did crash an event once, just once. I have been hearing about this wonderful buffet all around town from the older folks in my old stomping grounds of Boise. I kept hearing that the ravioli was out of this world. I am a huge pasta fan, I eat at the Olive Garden once every three days, so I know pasta. Unfortunately the buffet is held at an underground swingers club. I went in posed as a young asian lady and gained acceptance right away. I was getting hit on at all ends, but I did make it to the pasta buffet. My neighbor, recognized me from my paper route, I was 10 years old at the time. Needless to say, I didn't make it to the pasta, but I found out what a donkey punch was, the hard way."
Q: What are you most looking forward to about Real-Life Wedding Crashers?
A: "Simply put, the women. Once this airs, I am going out everywhere with a new pair of sunglasses and hitting up every single trendy little club and night spot. I am going to get sloppy tail from every single insecure young farmers daughter in Hollywood. I will let them ride off my coattails and blow through all my money and live the Hollywood dream.
Then in 8 months, I will totally hit rock bottom and then do a clothing line with Pat O'Brien and get my career going again with a bit part in a Tarantino film and talk of the whole experience on my own E! True Hollywood Story. Be on the lookout in 2012 for it.