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SEASON 32: Alec Baldwin
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Sketch: Britney Spears' Divorce
Britney Spears meets with her divorce attorney and goes over all her grievances against her husband, Kevin Federline. In their wedding vows, they promised to "bust a move, keep it funky, and to always be each other's pimps." It was awesome at first, "y'all," until K-Fed squandered a great deal of Britney's millions on things like do-rags and renting out a water park every Sunday. One time, she even came home to find the dining room filled with baby tigers.

Not only that, but K-Fed also partook in extra-marital affairs. He once did the choreography for an Alyssa Milano video, then cut to a week later and guess who's got "panty crickets?"

The lawyer starts drawing up the papers, and Britney tells him to consider the fact that there's a 45% chance she and K-Fed will be getting back together. Britney then has to get going cause she doesn't like leaving her babies in the car for more than an hour.

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Episode Sketches
Cold Open: A Message From Nancy Pelosi
Monologue: Alec Baldwin
Commercial: Easy Date Dot Com
Sketch: Britney Spears' Divorce
Sketch: Saddam Hussein
Commercial: Valtrex
Sketch: Car Pool
TV Funhouse: Kobayashi
Sketch: The Platinum Lounge
Musical Guest: Christina Aguilera Performs "Ain't No Other Man"
Weekend Update: Amy Poehler and Seth Meyers
Sketch: The Tony Bennett Show
Sketch: Rick Cornman
Musical Guest: Christina Aguilera Performs "Hurt"
Misc.: A Moment With the Out of Breath Jogger From 1992
Musical Guest: Christina Aguilera and Tony Bennett Perform "Steppin' Out With My Baby"
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