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Sketch: Al Pacino Checks His Bank Balance
In his kitchen, Al Pacino dials Wells Fargo to check his bank balance. He paces about and follows the telephone prompts to get a customer service representative on the line.

Sasha looks up Al’s information to find out why he’s having some problems with his debit card: it turns out he has a balance of -$14 dollars in his checking account and $12.7 million in his savings. To take care of the balance and to purchase an astronaut bed, he has Sasha transfer 600 bucks into his checking account.

Sasha notices that he has over 200 transfers in this month and most have been under $50. She suggests avoiding the service fees by transferring larger amounts more often, but "where I come from you keep 20 in your sock… powie!"

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Sketch: Al Pacino Checks His Bank Balance
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