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    Please tell me you're talking about Julian and not Alistair's corpse.
    They never found his corpse, silly. I'm sure it was incinerated in that train wreck. No, I was talking about my pookie, Julian. He's too much fun to give up so easily. He really knows how to satisfy my needs.

    Yes, your role-playing games are quite infamous. New Year's Eve 2002...
    (Squeals with delight) Father Time and Baby New Year! I'd really like to persuade Julian to participate in a new game inspired by a high-profile celebrity couple. If not, maybe his son, Fox, would be interested. Or Julian's new half-brother, Chad.

    Aren't they both engaged?
    I really don't see your point. Anyway, if all else fails, I have Stavros Niarchos on speed dial.

    Paris Hilton's ex?
    Yes, I can teach that Greek shipping scion what it's like to be with a real woman. I'LL make his stars go blind.

    By the way, how is that classified working out for you? Find a new pool boy yet?
    I've gotten a few responses. So far the best candidate seems to be some guy named Marco.

    Polo!
    Huh?

    Pool… Marco… Polo… it's a game.
    Does it involve whips of any kind?

    		 
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