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Detective For Hire- Able to solve the most baffling cases using unconventional means and senses. Clients must be germ free and exceptionally neat. No milk allowed.

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Face Your Fears Are you ready for the thrill ride of your life! This is the experience you've been waiting for...

Blow Out - This new salon in chic Beverly Hills is a new business catering to the upper echelons of an international beauty clientele.

Dream Mousse Foundation- Only this air-whipped mousse from Maybelline New York can bring such pure matte perfection with an amazing air-soft feel.

Superstay Lipcolor!- Get 16 feel-good hours of luminous color with Superstay Lipcolor. It�s super-elasticity formula and ultra-conditioning balm move with your lips so color looks luminous and feels amazing.

Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine- Fights frizz for 5x* smoother hair, even with moisture in the hair. Nourishing fruit micro-oils in Garnier Fructis Sleek & Shine helps give long-lasting smoothness. Makes hair 5x stronger, 5x smoother* and so much shiner. Gives hair the strength to fight frizz.

Try Pure.Powder by Maybelline New York for lightweight, natural coverage!- Specially formulated with aloe, chamomile and vitamin E.

Garnier Fructis Body & Volume - Gives hair long-lasting fullness and shine to flat or lifeless hair. Boosts hair at the roots, improving body and volume without weighing hair down.

Poker Showdown- Ready to go 'all in' for a game of high stakes Texas Hold 'Em?

Million Dollar Listing- Showcase a real estate listing from Hollywood and a listing from Malibu and move toward a coveted close.

Book a room at Grace�s Bed & Breakfast! You�ll always find friendly service and enjoy a comfortable and relaxing stay. Home-cooked breakfasts are served daily. Fall is a big tourist season in Harmony, so make your reservations today! Contact Sam Bennett.

Buy One Lobster Dinner Special, get one FREE! For the freshest seafood in town - and the best prices - come to the Lobster Shack! Coupon valid Mon-Thurs only.

Don�t miss Poetry Night every Thursday at the Book Caf�! Grab a cup of coffee and enjoy selected readings from your favorite poets. 8-9pm.

Catch the Scissor Sisters appearing 2/8 and 2/9/07 at the Blue Note. Admission is only $10 before 10pm.

Join Now! - Work out in a gorgeous indoor/outdoor gym, exclusive fitness facility. Clients include celebrities, moguls and people seeking a higher level of fitness in an elite environment.

Top Chef Available- Experience the culinary arts and world-class cookery. See the restaurant business at the highest level.

Be A Loser - Join our premier weight-loss club and get the diet & fitness plan you need to succeed!

Mechanic wanted. FYI, clothes must be worn at all time on the premises. Contact Jerry at Jerry�s Garage.

Bartenders needed. All shifts available. Physically able to break up fights a plus. Contact Blue Note manager.

2 fish gutting positions at Crane Cannery. Looking to hire immediately. No experience necessary. Minimum wage. Contact Carlos.

Pool boy needed - Must be over 18 and discrete. Strong and muscular a plus. Please send photos (and resumes) to beckypoo.c@hotmail.com.

Now Hiring, Scranton Branch - Need hard-working employees who aren't afraid of office politics and an occasional insult. Must like cubicles. Sarcasm a plus.

Attn Everyday Heroes - The eclipse is almost upon us. Discover others like yourselves before it is too late.

Medium - She sees what others can�t. Can make sense of dreams and visions of the living or dead. Has worked with the D.A.

Psych- Police consultant who solves crimes with powers of observation so acute he's believed to be a psychic. Or is he? You be the judge.

Dead Zone- Science teacher possesses amazing psychic powers that allow him to see into the past and future through visions triggered by touch.

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