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Whitney refuses to nurse Miles, claiming God doesn’t want her baby to live.
Chad: (to Whitney) Whoa, who are you to say God wants Miles to die?
Fox: Well, she met him in a chat room, Chad. Ain’t that right? Or did he chisel that down for you on a clay tablet, Whitney?

Rebecca is irritated Theresa snuck into the mansion to see Jane.
Rebecca: I mean it, Theresa. Get out of here. Go back to the barrio where you belong. Or better yet, go back to Mexico because now that Katherine has moved into the mansion, I hear that Puerto Arena is short a whore.

Fancy doesn’t appreciate Noah’s snide comments.
Fancy: Why don’t you do standup in a lounge at Caesar’s Palace? Oh, right, you’re not funny.

During the earthquake, Alistair accidentally fires his gun at Theresa.
Ethan: (stunned) Alistair shot Theresa!
Rebecca: My hero!

The thug gloats to Fancy after knocking Noah into the large fissure (and presumably killing him).
Thug: He’s halfway to China by now.
Noah: (crawling out of the fissure) The egg rolls were incredible.

Unsympathetic Rebecca comments on Eve’s upcoming trial.
Rebecca: I’m afraid instead of singing at bars like Eve used to, she’s gonna be living behind them.

Beth offers Sheridan advice about Luis and Katherine as Mrs. Wallace listens in.
BETH: The bond between mother and daughter is just really special.
MRS. WALLACE: In this house it's Krazy Glue.

Tabitha comments to Endora about the drama in the Russell family.
TABITHA: Anger, pain, incest-this is just like the good old days with the pharaohs in Egypt. They married their sisters, too-and some of them even had a thing for their mummies!

Beth tells Mrs. Wallace and Precious they should seek help for their drinking.
BETH: You really should get into a program.
MRS. WALLACE: Oh you mean like the program you need? Attempted Murderers Anonymous?

Luis is worried when he smells a gas leak in the Wallace house.
LUIS: I smell gas.
BETH: Precious! Again!?

Beth brings Marty into the hospital after the "gas leak."
BETH: Do you see Dr. Russell?
MRS. WALLACE: The murdering pediatrician? No!

Ivy comments on Eve's parenting skills after Eve says the Bennett girls need their mother.
IVY: I wonder if there's a mother's day card for mothers who lie to their husbands and children their whole lives.