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This week, the New York Health Department closed a combination KFC-Taco Bell because news footage emerged of several rats running loose in the restaurant. No one can decide what's a greater health scare: rats running loose, or a combination KFC-Taco Bell.
Denmark and Lithuania have announced that they're going to pull their troops out of Iraq. Apparently, Denmark and Lithuania are going to pull out on the same day, so all four guys can carpool.
Paris Hilton threw herself a birthday party this week and she brought two dates. Which explains why Paris told her guests, "No cake for me, I had a sandwich in the car."
Britney Spears' hair is being sold on eBay. The price has skyrocketed to $1 million, but a collector who owns a lock of Abraham Lincoln's hair says it's really only worth $5,000. So everyone just calm down and listen to the clear-headed advice of the guy who owns Abraham Lincoln's hair.
Spike TV is launching a new reality show where amateur detectives try to solve real-life homicides. Because there's nothing more comforting than hearing, "Your loved one is dead, but don't worry: Gary Coleman is on the case."
The latest political rumor is that if Hillary Clinton wins the Presidency, she will be replaced in the Senate by her husband Bill Clinton. When asked about it, Bill Clinton said, "I dream of replacing Hillary every day."
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