Why will YOU be the Last Comic Standing?
Wait? Who said that? Am I? Do you know something I don't?!
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What comedians do you admire and why?
Jamie Foxx, Ellen, Steve Martin, Dane Cook, George Carlin, Jim Carrey among many others. Why? They make me laugh.
Who do you see as your biggest competition?
Looking at other comedians as "competition" is ridiculous. For the love of God, people, just worry about yourself and what you're doing. Be supportive of everyone else trying to do the same thing. That being said, if I had to run a 5k against most comedians, I'd win. I'm a highly trained athlete.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
Delta Airlines Reservations. Shoe salesperson. 7-11 clerk. Taco Bell. Boogie's Diner. Diesel. The Chalet (cheese store). Murry's (disgusting pub). Lizzie McNeil's (another disgusting pub). Chicago Board of Trade. Santa Fe Café. Heartland Café (Organic hippie restaurant). Papa Aldos' (pizza parlour). Rock Bottom Restaurant & Brewery.
It's hard to pick just one.