Why will YOU be the Last Comic Standing?
I believe I'll be the last comic standing because I am, in fact, the messiah.
The pain you don't usually talk about.
What comedians do you admire and why?
Mitch Hedberg, Dave Attell, and Lewis Black. All three of these comics have their own voice, style, and path in this business. All are very successful.
Who do see as your biggest competition?
I believe my biggest competition is terrorism.
What's the worst job you've ever had?
[Working at] McDonald's.