You didn't see me at TGS today because I'm off looking for Bigfoot. This is a type of plant Bigfoots use to camouflage their secret villages in the forest. Summertime is a good time to go Bigfoot searching because the high temperatures make them move more slowly. I will update you in a few months.

Also I heard this there's this guy who looks a lot like me except he's even cooler: Judah Friedlander The World Champion. And he's doing stand-up shows all over the US and CANADA this summer. Http://www.judahfriedlander.com

Maybe I'll check out one of his shows this summer.

See you in a few months.

Frank

Spoiled Manhattan kids wouldn't last a day in my neighborhood.

If Donaghy wants to raise his baby to be strong, he'd move to Queens. That'll never happen.

Stay tough,

Frank

This is why I live in Queens. You can find real meat markets like this on the Upper West Side. If Liz knew about this place, she'd never come in to the TGS. She'd be in Skype all day telling at me. I might start working here part time. Chicks love dudes who spend all day slicing up meat.

See you at the butcher shop,

Frank