April 2012 Archives

Soccer: Waiting for Bigfoot

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Lynne and I went for a walk in the woods over the weekend. Good to get some fresh clean air. I'm juggling the soccer ball on my head with my hat on. My hat has a secret invisible message to Bigfoot written on it. I'm not telling you what it is because maybe you know Bigfoot and will email him this photo. Bigfoot never showed up to fight me, so I worked on my calcio (soccer) skills. Lynne snapped the photo. I'd show you a photo of Lynne, but she was nude at the time. And while she's a giving person, she will not share her nakedness with just anybody.

If you see Bigfoot, tell him I know he's afraid of me. Thanks.

Frank


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