THIS IS THE LARGEST SEXIEST WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN
I think her front teeth are 20 feet tall.
I think these dudes are going to camp out on her.
I think she's blind. She doesn't see them coming.
Or maybe she's just not that impressed.
She needs a man her size. Not for campers who can barely fill up her left nostril.
I will find a way to meet this chick and impress her.
I will either become her size. Or find a way to shrink her to 5 foot - 5 foot 4 - the perfect height.
I hope she's reading this.
I should translate this blog post to Braille just in case she tries to read it.
That's the new sketch I will write: HOT BLIND GIANT GIRL SEEKS TRUCKER CAP-WEARING ITALIAN DUDE.
Liz will have to cast me in this.
I hope she does. And it's a recurring sketch.
Talk next week.