Before I worked at TGS, I was an undercover desert cop.
It was fun, because undercover I was on my own.
Sometimes I'd have to search cactuses for hidden narcotics.
And I know "cactuses" is grammatically incorrect, but "cacti" sounds stupid.
If I ever get fired from TGS, I'm going back to being a Desert Cop.
It'll be time to take it back to the streets... of the desert.
In the desert, JUSTICE is spelled ROSSITANO.