If I can meet a girl as cool and as hot as this chick, I'll be happy. I need to hypnotize all the hot chicks in NYC so they come out to the after party tonight.

Since we're doing two shows tonight - live on the East Coast and live on the West Coast, I expect to get lots of hot steamy emails and Twitter posts from girls on the West Coast, too.

It's going to be an awesome night. Liz will be extra busy because we're doing two shows, and will forget to yell at me. And I'll have twice the opportunity to meet hot chicks.

Talk next week. It's an easy play tonight. Put on a great show. Hook up with hot chicks at the party after the show. Talk next week when I have five new girlfriends.