This photo is what America's all about. Cars and a giant plastic eagle. Notice how the eagle searches for prey while standing tall and proud at the same time.

Okay fine, the real reason I'm late posting is because I was playing Would You Rather? for five hours straight.

Would you rather get paid $100 a day, but you could never eat pizza ever again forever? Or have to sleep between the dough and the cheese in a giant 20-foot pizza every night, and eat all the free pizza you want? Keep in mind, the pizza is hot and the dough is your bed, the cheese is your blanket and you have to sleep in the sauce. And you cannot eat the pizza you sleep in - but you can eat any other pizza you want.

Let me know.Hope everyone had a great summer. I did. I saw The Expendables 20 times. By myself. I like to experience intense dramas alone.

Talk next week.

Frank