Writing at TGS is fun. But I'm ready for Spring Break.
I'm going to Daytona. I don't care. Spring Break shouldn't just be for students. Adults need Spring Break too.
Spring Break in Daytona is the mecca for sluts. It's where the best sluts in the country go to show how to do it right. And it's where new sluts are born.
I'm going to bring my video camera and make a sequel to the 1983 movie "Spring Break".
Except mine's going to be better. It'll be lower budget but it will have more sluts in it.
Liz might fire me if she finds out about this. So nobody say anything. Maybe I can get Cerie to star in it. Hmmm.
Enjoy your Spring Break and party it up. I'll talk to you next week.
Spring Break's Official Videographer,