I'm saving all the money I make from writing for TGS and I'm going to buy a monster truck. Some people put their money in banks or the stock market. Not me. I don't trust them.

I can't afford to buy an apartment in Manhattan. So that's out of the picture. Monster trucks can only go up in value. And it's one of the only types of automobiles that has no recalls. And if I don't sell it, I'll just keep it. I'll drive around Queens and Manhattan and look cool.

If there are no parking spots available, I just crush some cars and create one. Sluts are going to go crazy for me when they see me driving this down 5th Avenue.

Keep feelin' it,
Frank