Ok, so I got caught off guard a little bit with Donaghy's prank with Lester Holt saying there was a monster invading the building.

I think some of those chicks that were with Donaghy got turned on when they saw me in my underwear.

But I wasn't scared. I don't get scared. Not even these guys could scare me.

Bad example. I don't think they could scare anyone. But you get what I'm saying.

If seeing me almost nude turned more of you ladies on, you know how to contact me.

I'm going to blow off some steam and play early 80's video games now.

Frank

Writing at TGS is fun. But I'm ready for Spring Break.

I'm going to Daytona. I don't care. Spring Break shouldn't just be for students. Adults need Spring Break too.

Spring Break in Daytona is the mecca for sluts. It's where the best sluts in the country go to show how to do it right. And it's where new sluts are born.

I'm going to bring my video camera and make a sequel to the 1983 movie "Spring Break".

Except mine's going to be better. It'll be lower budget but it will have more sluts in it.

Liz might fire me if she finds out about this. So nobody say anything. Maybe I can get Cerie to star in it. Hmmm.

Enjoy your Spring Break and party it up. I'll talk to you next week.

Sincerely,
Spring Break's Official Videographer,
Frank Rossitano

I'm saving all the money I make from writing for TGS and I'm going to buy a monster truck. Some people put their money in banks or the stock market. Not me. I don't trust them.

I can't afford to buy an apartment in Manhattan. So that's out of the picture. Monster trucks can only go up in value. And it's one of the only types of automobiles that has no recalls. And if I don't sell it, I'll just keep it. I'll drive around Queens and Manhattan and look cool.

If there are no parking spots available, I just crush some cars and create one. Sluts are going to go crazy for me when they see me driving this down 5th Avenue.

Keep feelin' it,
Frank