This is why I'm training to be a lifeguard.
Mermaids are hot. I don't even prefer blondes, but this chick rocks.
My plan is to go to Maui and be a lifeguard and hopefully hook up with some mermaids.
Does anyone know where mermaids hang out?
Because if it's not Maui, I'll go somewhere else.
Let me know.
Talk soon.

Frank