This dude Boris Vallejo is one of my favorite artists.

Look at this painting. It's got 2 hot chicks, a flying dinosaur and a spaceship. The only way it could be better is if there were more chicks in it and if they were naked.

I'm going to start making more of my own paintings again.

Gotta find my brush and paint. I don't need a canvas. I paint anywhere I want.

I'm going to hook up with some chicks like this from now on.

Have a sexy Valentine's Day.

Frank

This is why I'm training to be a lifeguard.
Mermaids are hot. I don't even prefer blondes, but this chick rocks.
My plan is to go to Maui and be a lifeguard and hopefully hook up with some mermaids.
Does anyone know where mermaids hang out?
Because if it's not Maui, I'll go somewhere else.
Let me know.
Talk soon.

Frank