This painting is my inspiration for a new movie script I'm working on, "Space Tarzan." Or maybe I'll call it "Tarzan in Space." It's such a good idea; I'm not even going to pitch it to Liz for TGS. I'm keeping this one for me.
This chick looks like a regular hot naked chick. But look, there are two moons. So it can't be earth. Either she's a hot alien female with earth-like features - OR - she's a hot earth woman who's been kidnapped by aliens and taken to their planet for sex parties.
So the plot of "Space Tarzan" is that his girlfriend Jane is kidnapped by aliens and taken to their planet. Realizing this, Tarzan builds a spaceship and goes to the evil alien planet to rescue Jane. He doesn't want their bizarre alien genitals touching his woman. Should be a really cool movie.
Don't tell anyone about this. This is my idea.
That's one of the great things about TGS. Not only can I spend half the day playing video games & the other half working on ways to prank other writers or annoy Liz & Jenna; when I'm not coming in 2 hours late, I can work on my own screenplays.
Talk next week.