January 2010 Archives

SPACE TARZAN

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This painting is my inspiration for a new movie script I'm working on, "Space Tarzan." Or maybe I'll call it "Tarzan in Space." It's such a good idea; I'm not even going to pitch it to Liz for TGS. I'm keeping this one for me.

This chick looks like a regular hot naked chick. But look, there are two moons. So it can't be earth. Either she's a hot alien female with earth-like features - OR - she's a hot earth woman who's been kidnapped by aliens and taken to their planet for sex parties.

So the plot of "Space Tarzan" is that his girlfriend Jane is kidnapped by aliens and taken to their planet. Realizing this, Tarzan builds a spaceship and goes to the evil alien planet to rescue Jane. He doesn't want their bizarre alien genitals touching his woman. Should be a really cool movie.

Don't tell anyone about this. This is my idea.

That's one of the great things about TGS. Not only can I spend half the day playing video games & the other half working on ways to prank other writers or annoy Liz & Jenna; when I'm not coming in 2 hours late, I can work on my own screenplays.

Talk next week.

Frank

NIGHT BEAST

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Well, I rarely do this. But I'm going to talk about a hat that I recently wore to work while writing for TGS.

"Nightbeast" is a horror/sci-fi/monster movie from one of my favorite filmmakers, the late great Don Dohler.

Some of the hats are jokes that I come up with. Others are things that I like. And that is the case with this hat. I've owned the movie for years on VHS. And now it looks like Troma has it on DVD as well. Way to go Troma! So, check it out.

I hope everyone had a great New Year's. I watched TV shows with my Mom. And then I practiced ping-pong all night at a top-secret 24-hour ping-pong place.

Have a great new year. And I'll talk to you next week.

Frank


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