December 2009 Archives

I GOT MY HAT BACK

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Last week was rough for me.

I had to take over Liz's job. And it temporarily drove me insane.
The regular powerful unstoppable me is back.
Not to worry everybody. It's all cool.

Liz annoys me, but I like her a lot too, don't get me wrong.
But I do not ever want to look like her again.

Maybe two times a year, I don't wear a hat.

Here's a picture of me, at some writer's awards ceremony.
I hate having to dress up and not wear a hat. A hat keeps my hair in place. It serves a function. Plus, with the hats I make, I can express my feelings on them too. Even when I'm with a chick, I like to leave the hat on.

When I went crazy and turned into Liz last week, and not wearing a hat for a few days straight, I needed to get back to my normal self. So instead of making a new hat for the day, I took a break. And wore one of my old standard classic hats.

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So, I got my hats back, and I'm stronger than ever.

I'll let Liz Lemon be Liz Lemon. And I'll be me. "Cause I'm cool."

Take easy.

Frank

DIRTY KITCHEN/HOT PAINTING

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This is what the kitchen looked like after my Mom had to go out of town for a day and left me in charge.
I'm just a messy dirty dude. I can't help it.

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving.
I ate way too much.
To me, that's the whole concept of Thanksgiving. Eat as much as you can, then fall asleep during a boring football game.
My Mom's the best cook. If she opened a restaurant, every other restaurant would close. Some would go out of business immediately. And some would close out of respect. You just can't top her cooking.

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I got a new painting in the mail. It's awesome. Got it from a secret source. Can't tell you. Sorry, I know we're friends, but everyone has their secrets.

A slutty spacechick.
That's about as hot as it gets.
She's just gotta lose the cat.
I'm just not into it.
You're over at a girl's place, you're making out on her bed, then the cat tries to join in.
Not cool.
Don't get me wrong, I like 3 ways. But it's gotta be with me and two other chicks.
No exceptions.

Let me know how your Thanksgiving was. Hope it was awesome. I had a nice little break from TGS. But now have to get back to work. But in less than a month. XMAS break. Yeah!

Frank


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