I totally want to kill this guy in pong.
Then make out with his girl underwater.

This does look like a lot of fun. I'm going to go on record and say that nobody can beat me in the sport of floating-mini-ping pong-in-a-swimming-pool.

Why?

Because I've been training with a floating pong table in the ocean.
During high tide.

i really gotta get a pay raise here at TGS. Then I can afford one of those tables.

But then I gotta figure out how to afford my own pool.

Maybe if I move to Detroit, I can afford a house with a swimming pool? And instead of commuting to TGS everyday, I can just SKYPE. With SKYPE, Sheinhardt Wig Company wouldn't lose any money. I think Donaghy would embrace my use of new technology.
And I could finally have my OWN office!

Gotta run. I hear Tina coming. I gotta pretend like I'm working, but I'm really checking out which ping pong shoes to buy online, here or here?

Have a great Thanksgiving!
Frank