This is one of my ping-pong training methods. I practice hitting the ball. Not against a wall. Not against a ping-pong robot.

But outdoors against a metal fence. I have to precisely hit the ball so that it hits the metal wiring and bounces back to me.

It's a great exercise for accuracy. Any moron can hit the ball against the wall or over a net.

Not many can hit the ball against a wire fence for hours and have the ball bounce back to them every time.

My place is too small for a ping-pong table, so I have to use unorthodox methods for training.
I call this is my Rocky 4 training. Rocky trained outdoors in the freezing snow. Drago trained indoors, hooked up to high tech computers. And who won? That's right. Rocky. He literally punched the communism right out of Drago. And why did Rocky win? 'Cause his training was more intense.

My place is too small for a ping-pong table, so I have to use unorthodox methods for training.

I call this my Rocky 4 training. Rocky trained outdoors in the freezing snow. Drago trained indoors, hooked up to high tech computers. And who won? That's right. Rocky. He literally punched the communism right out of Drago. And why did Rocky win? 'Cause his training was more intense.

At TGS there is space for a ping-pong table. But Liz Lemon won't let us have one.

Because she knows we'll spend all our time playing ping-pong and no time writing sketches. I think Hornberger secretly wants a ping-pong table. But refuses to get one, because he knows I'll destroy him in a match. And he doesn't want to face reality. Plus he's got anger issues. Tracy plays ping-pong on the computer & thinks that means he's good at real ping-pong. And he stinks at regular ping-pong. I've seen it. That's a note to everyone: just 'cause you're good at videogame ping-pong, it doesn't mean you're good at real ping-pong.

Everyone thinks they're so great at ping-pong. And you know what? 105% of them are delusional.

And 99% of them suck. Let's face it, if you were any good, you'd enter a real tournament & see just how good you are.

And 99% of them suck. Let's face it, if you were any good, you'd enter a real tournament & see just how good you are. Join the USATT if you think you're such a hot shot. I did. http://www.usatt.org And if you think you're so good at ping-pong, why not challenge me at one of Lily Yip's tournaments?

There's this one in NYC: http://www.doublefish-us.com/tournaments/ac1_1_2010/ac_entryform.pdf

And this one in Atlantic City: And this one in Atlantic City.

Or if you don't live in the NYC area, they have real tournaments all over the country.http://www.usatt.org/events/tournaments.shtml#regions

So, if you think you're any good, why don't you try and prove it?

Just 'cause you can beat your little brother who's in the 2nd grade & you're the best player in your basement, doesn't mean you're actually good at ping-pong.

And ladies, if you need a private ping-pong lesson, now you know you to talk to.

Rossitano