I played ping-pong with Spiderman.
Had to do get the vitamins. Writing for TGS is very demanding. I often have to be in the office 10 hours a day & I'm spend 8 of those 10 hours playing video games while pretending to work. And the remaining 3 hours I spend either daring Lutz to eat things, or giving Jenna old sketches from other shows but telling her I wrote them for her but that it can be our secret that she wrote it herself. Then she gets busted for plagiarism. She falls for that a lot.
The vitamins were only $2 a bottle. So it's a big savings. It was kind of like raiding someone's medicine cabinet, only much bigger and outdoors in 90 degree heat. I like a flea market where you can buy a machete knife, a skateboard with an American eagle on it, underwear, a queen size Scarface blanket & random vitamin bottles. Flea markets are great.
Been playing a lot of ping pong this summer. Ran into Spiderman at this new fancy ping pong place in Manhattan called Spin. He was afraid to play against me. So, we teamed up as doubles partners and destroyed everybody. Frank & Spiderman cannot be beaten in ping pong.
So, I'm in shape and ready for a new season of TGS.
I'm still trying to convince Liz to get a ping pong table at the office or on one of our filming stages or hallways, or stairways or the roof of the building. I don't care. I'll play anywhere. I've been playing ping pong so much...and don't hate me here...but I think it's even better than video games.
Ladies, I did not include any close-ups of my face...because...I want you to want it...and earn it...I can't just give you a close-up right away.
Hope everyone had a great summer. Ladies if you have any hot stories you want to share with me...Let's hear it.
Frank
I went shopping for used discount vitamins at an outdoor flea market in Queens.
Had to do get the vitamins. Writing for TGS is very demanding. I often have to be in the office 10 hours a day & I'm spend 8 of those 10 hours playing video games while pretending to work. And the remaining 3 hours I spend either daring Lutz to eat things, or giving Jenna old sketches from other shows but telling her I wrote them for her but that it can be our secret that she wrote it herself. Then she gets busted for plagiarism. She falls for that a lot.
The vitamins were only $2 a bottle. So it's a big savings. It was kind of like raiding someone's medicine cabinet, only much bigger and outdoors in 90 degree heat. I like a flea market where you can buy a machete knife, a skateboard with an American eagle on it, underwear, a queen size Scarface blanket & random vitamin bottles. Flea markets are great.
Been playing a lot of ping pong this summer. Ran into Spiderman at this new fancy ping pong place in Manhattan called Spin. He was afraid to play against me. So, we teamed up as doubles partners and destroyed everybody. Frank & Spiderman cannot be beaten in ping pong.
So, I'm in shape and ready for a new season of TGS.
I'm still trying to convince Liz to get a ping pong table at the office or on one of our filming stages or hallways, or stairways or the roof of the building. I don't care. I'll play anywhere. I've been playing ping pong so much...and don't hate me here...but I think it's even better than video games.
Ladies, I did not include any close-ups of my face...because...I want you to want it...and earn it...I can't just give you a close-up right away.
Hope everyone had a great summer. Ladies if you have any hot stories you want to share with me...Let's hear it.
Frank
