May 2009 Archives

THIS SUMMER

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My goal is to hook up with this chick.
I could totally see myself marrying her.
But I'd have to get rid of that dolphin.
I don't like that sinister look on his face.
I don't trust him.
I think he's bad for her.
He looks like the evil twin of a
nice dolphin.
It seems like he's looking right at me saying
"this chick will never go out with you". Well,
this summer I'm going to prove him wrong.
Time to start working out so i can get in
"beach shape". Maybe I'll beat up a lifeguard.
That will impress her. It's going to be a great summer.

Frank

BOOK ART

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Art can be found in many places. Even on bookcovers.

This is probably the best basketball novel I've ever read. You can tell these guys are really good players. And it's "backboard" magic, not "above the rim" magic, or "nothin' but net" magic. We're talking bank shots off the backboard. Number 8 is missing his left foot. Maybe through the power of magic the other player made his foot disappear. So that he couldn't jump up and block his backboard bank shot. Tracy says he was good at basketball in high school. But I don't think he's remembering correctly. I know I'm better than him.
Gotta pretend to get back to work. I heard Liz yell "Blerg!" from her office. talk next week.

Frank

DOBERMAN

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First up, thanks for your comments about the unicorn piece that was embroidered and had cotton ball-like clouds.
I decided it was too precious to leave at work.
Just Jess, who doesn't like macaroonis - but sorry that piece is not for sale.
Andy in Vermont, cheer up, things will get better.


So check out this new piece I just picked up.
It's a painting on black velvet of a doberman.
I like this doberman, because you can tell he's confident. He's not growling. He doesn't need to.
He doesn't need to prove that he's dangerous. He's a doberman. He knows he's dangerous.
And he knows you he's dangerous.
So he's just taking it easy.
He's so bad ass, he's ripped a whole in the painting!
That's cool.
Don't think I can bring this one into work at TGS either. I think Jenna's allergic
to dog paintings.


Let me know if you like this one.


Frank


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