April 2009 Archives

DECISIONS

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Ok. Of all the pieces of art that I collect. This is one of my favorites. A young unicorn and an adult unicorn. You just don't see that that often. And they're sitting on clouds made out of some puffy type material. Notice how the puffy material extends BEYOND the edges of the frame. THAT'S GREAT ART! When the frame can't even contain it. Jenna offered me what she considered a lot of money for this - $5. I told her "no way". I brought it into TGS because I was going to hang it up in my office. But decided, it's too precious to be left at there. Lutz might steal it as a prank. Jenna might steal because she loves it. Tracy might think they're real unicorns & try to talk to them. So, I've decided to keep this piece at home. It's nice to look at before i got to sleep for the night. Somehow, I think Liz Lemon is relieved that she doesn't have to see it everyday. Wait, maybe I will leave it in my office - because if it repels Liz so much - she might not have to come in my office and bug me to get back to work. Now, I'm wondering, what should I do? Let me know what you think?


Frank

Leif Garret's Brother

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This is the kind a dude Jenna probably went out with when she was in high school. A complete tool. He looks like the boy the main girl had a crush on in every Judy Blume novel. He probably doesn't even need glasses. He just wears them because the thinks they make him look smart. Or he's too much of a wuss to put a contact lens on his eyeball. He was probably in the high school band or played guitar really badly, but Jenna thought he was great and she would dream about "making music" with him. I never hung out with dudes like this in high school. I was too busy playing pacman at 7-11 and mastering the pacman patterns i memorized from a book that i bought called "How To Beat Pacman". Thanks for enjoying this charcoal art piece. I gotta get back to writing more sketches for Jenna or Liz is going to take my computer and delete all my video games. Little does she know I just bought a portable hard drive where i store all my video games. And other things.

Keep fighting the system. Talk next week. And next week, I'll remember to answer your comments!

Frank

SCULPTURES

As many of you know. I collect art. And I can't bring all of them in to my TGS office because Liz & Pete wouldn't allow it because Donaghy prohibits anything that is possibly profane & anything that doesn't generate revenue for the company. And my art collection falls into both categories on many occasions. But I do get to share some of them with you here. Cool. Here's two pieces.


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These two are cool. I think they're a mother & son. Or they're just two buddies who travel the galaxy as they sneak onto spaceships.

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I like this guy. I don't know who he is or where he's from. But I do know that he's underappreciated. But not anymore. Because I appreciate him. I imagine he doesn't say much but he breathes heavy.


Interesting fact, these same art pieces were talked about on a talk show called Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, by a guy who looks almost identical to me. You can see the video footage here: http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/video/
And you can even see blogged about here: http://judahfriedlander.com/gallery.htm


Thanks for embracing the arts.


Talk soon.


Frank


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