If the stork got her on that rock it sure as hell could bring her to you. I just don't see why not. I do have a hang glider to lend you but it's made out of cheese cloth and Dilly Bar sticks.

This picture is actually one of two scenes. In the more difficult to find 2nd scene you can't see the stork from the lower neck up and the woman is 1/2 naked. Gets pretty weird and I'm not sure that's the type of shoulder stork girl you need.

dialup poor

I don't think birds like me, but they're certainly attracted to me. I've been attacked by geese, gulls, pigeons, parrots, budgies, and one time an owl gave me the stink-eye.

I've yet to rumble with a stork, but I'll try anything once.

Holly H

BEWARE FRANK!

I chick that hangs out with a stork probably wants a child really badly. Really, really, really badly. Do you realize what kind of damage a child would to do your stellar art collection?!? It's not worth it , bro. There are plenty of fish in the sea and even more chicks in the mountains.

You need to find an angelic mountain hussy that hangs out with a condom on her shoulder instead. Or a little snackbox of birth-control pills. Now that's romance.

p.s. Still waiting on that shout out in one of your blog post. *clears throat* At least wear a hat that says KILLERWIT sometime. (Most people don't get how awesome your hats are anyway....)

Killerwit

Laid her...the stork wept, and things got all weird. What you need is a chick sitting in a tree with a falcon on her shoulder, or as a suggestion a chick with an owl descending from the moon. I'm pretty sure that a falcon or an owl wouldn't be as emo as that stork was.

PoorRighteousTeacher

That stork looks like it is about to strike in a deathly stork FU way where it plucks the brain of a young girl causing her to swell to a third more than her current body weight and plump her breasts turning her nipples into fountains...and then an alien will burst forth from her belly and ask a lot of questions about the fourth and fifth dimensions and what is the deal with black holes and what about time and warped universes and can you really imagine a sixth dimension or are you just too stupid and lame.. like that dude are you really ready to go there?.
Now pictures of girls with swans I can look at those chicks all day.. those chicks are hot.

Andy in VT