February 2009 Archives

NOT PORN

By Frank Rossitano on February 26, 2009 7:03 PM

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This is the type of chick that is probably considered "great-looking" by a lot of people. But I'm not feeling it. She's kind of scary to me.

This is the kind of chick I'm talking about. Nice. Curvy and a little weird-lookin'.

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Ya see, Liz Lemon thinks I'm always looking at porn. Not true. I look at art. Oil paintings mostly. I don't know if she'll realize that I'm classy. Gotta get back to writing more sketches for Jenna. Yes, Jenna. That's part of my job, writing sketches for Jenna. It can be pretty demanding.

Talk soon.

Frank

STORK WOMAN

By Frank Rossitano on February 19, 2009 6:40 PM

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Ok. So, I think this is the new perfect woman I'm looking for.

A woman with a giant stork on her shoulder. I like a chick that birds like.

This is not an easy chick to meet or hook up with. Mainly because it looks like she's sitting on the highest mountain peak in the world. I don't even see any mountain or valley communties around her. This will definitely be a challenge. I'll have to borrow my friend's spaceship to find her. Or maybe, I'll take a hot air balloon class. Then steal the balloon and go looking for her. But first I have to write 4 sketches for Liz. If you know anyone who has a hot air balloon or hang glider that they want to get rid of, let me know.

Talk soon.

Frank

VHS

By Frank Rossitano on February 6, 2009 1:36 PM

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Sometimes, even in this high technology age, VHS is still the best.
This is one of my favorite vhs video boxes. The guy on the left looks like Stallone in Cobra - or Marion Cobretti as he's known in the movie. This is a movie that the parents in the family portrait that I posted last week, would definitely not watch. I think it's a movie Liz Lemon would yell at me for watching. But if I lent i to her, I think she'd love it. I can look at this video box for hours. I find it inspirational. As bad as some people say it is, it's better than the movie. But I love it, because theres something entertaining aobut it. One of the nice things about TGS, is that some of our equipment is so old, some of your offices have vhs players. So...cool.
Talk soon.

Judah

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