I hope everyone had a great holidays and got lots of presents.
I was hoping to get a time machine for Xmas. Didn't get it. But if I had a time machine, I would go back to 1840 in Yugoslavia and hook up with this chick.
She would be easy to impress, because I'd bring about 50 bucks with me, which would be worth about a hundred thousand dollars back then. But it might be difficult to go out on a date with her, because I don't think her Mom would approve of me.
So, maybe I'll go to Soho and try and hook up with this chick.
Well, I have to write 2 sketches for Liz within the next 30 minutes. I wish I had that time machine, so I could go back in time 3 hours & work on these sketches that are due. For the past 3 hours, I was playing JOUST, the classic arcade video game on my computer instead of writing the sketches. Oh well, talk soon.